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22(Source: faunasworld-moved, via drybonevalley)
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA I AM DYYYIIINNNGGGGG
I CAN’T BREATHE. OMG HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA That poor guy who has to deal with this. XD
LMFAOOO!!!!!!!
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wHAT KIND OF ASSHOLE EATS OREOS WITH CHOPSTICKS
AND NEEDS A FUCKING SAUCER FOR THEIR MILK
LISTEN HERE FUCKFACE OREOS ARE MEANT TO BE HELD IN YOUR FINGERS AND YOU SLAMDUNK THOSE DELICIOUS LITTLE COCKWOBBLERS INTO A GLASS OF WHOLESOME GODDAMN MILK
YOU GET YOUR FINGERS WET IN THE MILK BUT YOU DON’T GIVE A SHIT BECAUSE YOU FUCKING WASHED YOUR HANDS ALONG WITH YOUR TROUSERS BEFOREHAND BECAUSE OREOS AND MILK ARE SO FUCKING EXCITING THAT SOMETIMES YOU WET YOURSELF ABOUT IT AND NO ONE JUDGES YOU BECAUSE MOTHERFUCKING OREOS
YOU FUCKING NASTY TRASH PUT THOSE CHOPSTICKS AWAY BEFORE THE SOCIAL JUSTICE BLOGGERS NAIL YOU TO A TREE FOR APPROPRIATION
THIS SHIT MAKES ME WANT TO BURN DOWN AN OIL REFINERY JESUS FUCKING SKATEBOARDED OFF A CLIFF AND TURNED INTO A PTERODACTYL CHRIST
when i die will you write my obituary?^^^^^^^^
i will but i’m probably gonna call you out on dying like a little bitch
(Source: nom-food, via drnateburger)
HRVRD’s new record - From The Bird’s Cage is out today and available at the following locations!!
Digital retailers:
iTunes
Amazon MP3
Online physical retailers:
Amazon.com
Insound.com
Hottopic.com
Merchnow.com
Physical chains:
Best Buy (select locations)
FYE (select locations)
Hastings
Newbury Comics
Indies:
Looney Tunes
Dimple
Electric Fetus
Hollywood Amoeba
Independent Records
Lunchbox Records*
Rolling Stone
Silver Platters
Exclusive Company
Vintage Vinyl
Waterloo
Zia*Lunchbox Records is also offering a free HRVRD poster with each purchase of From The Bird’s Cage, while supplies last!
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